Maybe I'm just being selfish, but damn it, I want the zombie apocalypse to happen! Sure, I still haven't learned parkour (sad as that was like my first post) and I really need to start hoarding canned goods. My pantry is a bit bare.
It would appear that despite these many months of chatter on my part, I am still woefully unprepared for the uprising of flesh-eating undead. Typical.
As for my international readers, well good luck to you.
